Theo helps Sinéad to make a ripple.

Drinking at the Cottesloe Beach Hotel

After bumping out from the Camelot Theatre for the production of The Beat Goes On, the director and cast relax over a beverage.

The Concubine and the Shanghai Room

I Y Penis

Sometimes when your children need a lesson, like 'always apply sunblock before you leave the house' it's best to let them learn themselves.


This is what can happen when their 'friends' apply said sunblock.


Ouch & embarrassing.

Rolex Sea Dweller - Pro Hunter - NATO Strap

Wiping my Arse on a Labrador

Is it only me, or does anyone else feel slightly weird wiping their bums with little pictures of Labrador puppies wearing flippers, snorkel and a diving mask?

Seriously - what were they smoking when they came up with this idea?